Humor
je treba. I kdy� nekdy jsou veci sp�e k pl�ci ne� k sm�chu. Na mysli m�m trapasy, kter� se podle me staly minim�lne jednou ka�d�mu z n�s. Trapasy dejepisn�, zemepisn� apod. Nemysl�m si, �e ka�d� na�e hloup� presvedcen� znamen�, �e jsme hloup�. J� bych treba rekla, �e se velmi dobre uc�m u� od malicka, zemepis mi v�dycky �el, z dejepisu jsem odmaturovala za 1 a st�le bych mo�n� odr�kala slo�ky trestn�ho pr�va. Jsem schopna v�m zderivovat nebo zintegrovat matematick� pr�klad a vypravovat pr�padovou studii za hodinu.
I tak m�m ale sv� slab�� chvilky, kter�m se ve v�sledku v�dy zasmeju j� i m� okol�.
1) �panelsko neboli �panelsk� kr�lovstv�. Nekdo v�ak �il do 18 let v presvedcen�, �e m� �panelsko prezidenta. Divn�, �e se o jejich volb�ch nikde nep�e ...
2) Mysl�m, �e s anglictinou nem�m probl�m. I tak jsem si ale nekdy stoprocentne jist�, �e se ananas rekne anglicky ,,Enens''. Pineapple je prece kravina, ne?
3) A dal�� podobn�. Blbosti z horka. Kdy� jsem v Turecku hr�la na pl�i slovn� fotbal, hrde jsem na V vymyslela vcel�ka a Al��rsko pojmenovala na Al��rii.
4) Z�sadne nectu instrukce k vyplnov�n�. Krou�kuji pravdiv� m�sto abych pre�krtla nepravdiv�, p�u psac�m tam, kde vy�aduj� hulkov� p�smo. Pak v�e prepisuji 2x. Asi nen� kam spechat
5) Nen� to tak d�vno proc jsem byla silne udivena t�m, �e v letadle nen� pad�k pro pr�pad jeho p�du. V�ak to zn�te, letadlo pad�, lid� se v klidu postav� do rady k nouzov�m v�chodum a jedem po druh�m klidne vyskakuj� bez toho, aby je vcucnul motor letadla
6) Podobn� blbost napadla m� mecen�csk� j� predt�m, ne� jsem zacala studovat ekonomii (a vlastne nad t�m prem��l�m i ted, proto�e mi za 4 roky na V� na tuto ot�zko nikdo nedok�zal odpovedet)
Kdy� jsou na svete dluhy a hladomor, proc se proste nevezme pap�r, barva a v tisk�rn�ch se nevytisknou potrebn� pen�ze. Dluhy splacen�, lidi napapan�, nemoci by vymizely a v�lky by skoncily. Kde m�m tu Nobelovku?
7) Matthew Mcconaughey. Muj snad nejobl�benej�� herec na svete. Jsem jedin�, kdo jeho jm�no vyslovoval Mek Kaneky dlouho predt�m, ne� usly�el tvrdou realitu na pred�v�n� Oscaru?
A proto�e ted pred v�mi vypad�m jako tot�ln� tupec a vy si mysl�te, �e nejlep�� je prestat me sledovat, douf�m, �e me v tom nenech�te a podel�te se o sv� pre�lapy. Schv�lne kolik z v�s se prizn� k tomu, �e kalkulacka je ve skutecnosti KARkulacka :-)
P,S. konecne jsem si por�dila tricko s l�meckem. Hip Hip hur�
Humour
is needed. Yes, sometimes funny things are more likely sad. I'm thinking of the awkward mistakes which, I guess, everybody knows. Geography clanger, history clanger etc. I don't think we are as stupid as our convictions. To be honest, I would say I'm very good student and always have been. I used to love geography, graduated in history for A and I can be pretty handy with derivation.
Neverthless, I also have many bloopers. But guess what my friends and I still have a good laugh about it. So let's see
1) Spain or officially The Kingdom of Spain. Well, not for me. I seriously believed Spain is a republic with president. Wondering many times why there is no election on TV.
2) Assume I have no serious problem with english, but hey, time to time I'm pretty sure pineapple is ,,enens'' (because in czech its ananas). Pineapple sounds funny anyway, right
3) And here comes something similar which can be hard to explain in english. So imagine you want to say bumblebee but think its brublebee instead. The word which actually doesn't exist.
4) I don't read instructions. Guilty as charged. When someone says ,,strike out where not applicable'' I always circle the applicable. If someone needs me to fill a form in block letters I use cursive. They hate me.
5) Honestly, I'm afraid of flying. Why there is no parachute in plane? I mean imagine all those people who are calmly forming a line next to the emergency exit, putting their parachute on and slowly jumping down without getting pulled into plane motor. What a lovely idea.
6) Something similar from finance. Before I've started studying economy (but maybe vene know cause no one is able to tell me the real answer) I used to think about money. There are poor people and debts so lets just print some money on that huge printing machines and fix it all. War can end, people can be healthy and countries happy. Gimme that Nobel prize.
7) Matthew Mcconaughey. The best actor on Earth so, am I the only one who thought his name should be pronounced ,,Mek Kaneky''? Hard reality during Oscar's ceremony.
Now you think I'm stupid enough to stop following me. Guys please, I know i'm not the only one here so join me and tell me your funny story.
P.S. I finally got myself a polo t-shirt. yayyy
What I'm wearing
MANGO polo neck t-shirt ; MANGO skirt ; RIVER ISLAND shoes ; FOREVER 21 bag
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