DEAR SANTA

Mil� Je��ku,

letos bych toho nechtela moc. Byla jsem hodn�, pracovit� a klela jsem jen v m�re. Tady je tedy muj seznam, abys to n�hodou nepopletl jako ka�d� rok. 

Nejprve bych ti chtela r�ct, �e sluch�tka potrebuji proto, �e se mi ty star� kr�py rozbily. Mu�ou b�t jak�koliv, ale za Frends dostane� plusov� body. 

Proto�e jsem cune, r�da bych dostala nov� py�amko, kter� pro me znamen� synonym pro dom�c� oblecen�. Jeliko� v nem tr�v�m vet�inu sv�ho casu, pros�m, at je opravdu hezk�. 

Kdy� u� jsme u tech cunat, smrdet nechce nikdo. Valentino nen� levn�, ale vydr��. A to se prece poc�t�. 

Di�r, proto�e nev�m, kde mi hlava l�t� a jednou zapomenu i sv� jm�no. Proto te pros�m, aby v tom di�ri byla i kolonka na osobn� �daje. Jen tak pro jistotu.

Vzhledem k tomu, �e asi nev�m, co s casem, m�sto jedn� knihy chci rovnou dve. Sv� telo mus�me m�t r�di, co� n�m mo�n� pomu�e k tomu, vypadat konecne jako Cameron Diaz. Pokud to nebude fungovat, mu�eme to vz�t s humorem jako Caroline de Maigret. 

Z�verem by to chtelo konecne i trochu toho �test�, tak si ze me nedelej srandu a rekni skr�tkum, at si letos daj� z�le�et. U� to nen� sranda. 

A pokud ses na me ted na�tval, nevad�, vyka�li se na to v�echno a prines mi Charlieho Hunnama. Jen ne pros�m kom�nem, chci ho cel�ho, tak at zaklepe. Do krabice se balit nemus�. 

P.S. adresu zn�

 *Dear Santa

I don't want much this year. I was nice, hard-working and swore a little. Here is my wishlist and don't mix it up as usual. 

First
of all, I need new headphones cause my old ones look like a piece of junk. I
accept any but you'd get extra points for Frends.

Because
I'm a dirty pig, I need a new pyjama. Pyjama means something like ,,all
day long'' clothes to me so it must be real nice. 

Speaking
of pig, no one can smell like one. I'd appreciate Valentino parfume
even it's not cheap. But it smells long so it counts, right?

Diary, sometimes I don't even know my name so would be nice if personal data list was there too. Just for sure. 

Obviously
I have so much time that I don't need a book but two. We need to love
our body so we can finally look like Cameron Diaz. If this don't happen,
don't worry I can laugh at it as Caroline de Maigret. 

At
the end I want a bit of a luck. Frankly not a bit but a huge portion of
luck! So tell your elfs to work their asses off. It's not funny
anymore. Thanks

If you're mad by now,
Ok. Forget about everything and send me Charlie Hunnam instead. But
remember I want him in one piece so he should come to my door not into
my chimney. Tell him to knock first. Oh, and he doesn't have to be in a
box.

P.S you know the adress